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nextyearsgirl:

“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”

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nuditea:

listen if you insult cats you are also insulting me

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heartscale:

i can’t believe quizilla is shutting down… now how am i supposed to find out what anime elemental girl i am or who my yu-gi-oh boyfriend is

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are we still doing these

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kylebroflovsky:

russian literature: a summary

ivan ivanovich ivanov is an upper middle class student who is madly in love with maria petrovna petrova! BUT maria petrovna petrova loves dmitri dmitrivich dmitrov who is a nihilist upper middle class student!

ivan ivanovich ivanov goes through a long soul searching journey before realizing all life is petty and meaningless and eventually dying alone and unloved of tuberculosis while dmitri dmitrivich dmitrov marries maria petrovna petrova 

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hahrys:

men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

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dutchster:

don’t forget all dads have mustaches. if your dad doesn’t have one, he’s not your real dad. be aware

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At times like these, when I’m so-so stressed out and I hate everything and I have disappointed so many people and oh god there’s so much work…

It’s kinda nice to know I have such a caring dude by my side in this shitstorm <3

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"Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."

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yapypas:

left and right

2012 | 2014

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